The things we get in the mail...Because preparing for communion was just too much of a burden, now there's the Celebration Cup!, the world's first fully-sealed wafer&wine portable sacramental potable.
The grape juice is all right, but the wafer is powerfully untasty. Oh well, anything in the name of convenience.
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It's a sign! Ahem. Sorry. That is hilarious! You ought to keep putting up pictures of all the crup you get sent.
HA! That is masterfully, wonderfully funny!
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Anything for convenience.
A friend of ours,Pastor Dick Miller, developed a fictitious church catalog once - I can't remember what he named it. In it were edible bulletins (so they weren't left on the pews), a portable prayer closet, a hat with a picture of the pastor on the top so pastors who needed to read their sermons could still make eye contact, and the entire Bible on a belt. Bet he would have included the communion in a cup as well!
So if you left it alone for a while would the grape juice ferment into wine?
Hopefully people aren't going to use this for a "drive-thru" method of serving the Lord's Supper.
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