Are you aware of the latest astounding culinary development? Neither was I, until I came home last night to find our candy dish filled with a new type of jelly bean. Now, I'm a fan of most jelly beans; in fact, I can't remember meeting a jelly bean I didn't like, but this is different. These are Sweet Tart Jelly Beans! Being a fan of most things sugar, especially of sweet tarts (bet I can finish a roll faster than you), I am now publicly proclaiming my jelly bean devotion belongs to sweet tarts alone. You can have your jelly bellies and jolly ranchers and even the old-school brach's jelly beans. Me and my sweet tart jelly beans will be just fine.
There's a dish on my desk, if you want a few. But you should probably hurry.